It's OK. My Dad's an Accountant.

Dear Borderline Homeless Kid who just bummed a cigarette from me,

My pleasure. Seriously. That's one less that I'll smoke.

But "Hey man, thanks a thousand"?

Really? Only a thousand? I'm pretty sure that you don't have much to offer other than thanks. And you only offer me a thousand? I've honestly never heard that phrase used with anything less than a million.

My pleasure zero.

Love,
AW

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